She said her name was "party"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
