i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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