Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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