i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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