Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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