i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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