so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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