Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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