so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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