is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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