You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
