so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
