Yo dont text me then not text me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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