So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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