Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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