I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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