If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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