What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i think my cat just said my name.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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