Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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