im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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