I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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