Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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