I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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