I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
so that wasnt chicken after all
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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