i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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