using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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