Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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