Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
