I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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