She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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