420 ftw
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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