I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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