2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We're like a lot better than the average bears
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
