Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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