remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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