i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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