physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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