He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
