so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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