he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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