Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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