Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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