she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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