Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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