Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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