I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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