Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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(706): View more from Georgia

Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick

(541): View more from Oregon

the rest of him looks just as crooked

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(618): View more from Illinois

Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.

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(954): View more from Florida

My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...

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(765): View more from Indiana

Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us

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