Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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