I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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