Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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