This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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