it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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