direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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