Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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