Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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